Me: OK, this chili is officially turning into beef stew.
E: That's ok, beef stew has more Flav-a-Flav.
I respond with a laugh.
E: What, is Flav-a-Flav a dirty rapper?
Me: No, it's just that I think he is so ugly. Doesn't he have a grill and relaxed hair? I hate the way relaxed hair looks.
E: Is Relaxed Hair something that can be controlled? (She thought it was some sort of medical condition...)
